I’m pretty sure my kids are like everyone else’s, funny, obnoxious, tiring, etc. So why write a blog about the shit they say and do? I dunno, there are so many other blogs and bloggers and writers that do this as their job or as a passion. I guess I just want a place to remember their antics as a 3 and 6 year old before we enter the hell that is the teenage years. I hope this continues as both of my kids do and say outrages things. And I hope you get a little laughter from this or realize that much like the coronavirus pandemic, we’re all in this together. Whatever you get out of this I hope you enjoy it.
Milk?
After my wife came home from grocery shopping we had the girls help put away the items as usual. This is something that happens every time we go grocery shopping, it helps get the job done quicker and, I like to think, promotes responsibility. As I was putting some stuff away in the fridge I heard from the other room my 3 year old, Julia, shout with excitement, “Milk? I love you milk.”
This girl has a serious obsession with milk, I have no idea why but she will drink it all the time. And don’t try to substitute it with almond milk either, she can tell that shit’s not up to her standards. We tried it once, she took the tiniest sip and sent that cup back to the kitchen like her name was Karen and she wanted to speak to a manager.
Anyway, milk; she loves milk.
Shit My Kids Say and Do 